The skank you are now looking at is called, "Mai" and she is now Public Enemy #1.

She is an emo Sailor Moon wannabe that thinks she can just prance around like Azula's show pony and wriggle her disgusting little twig body into Zuko's life. I can't even begin to imagine what kind of sorcery she used to get a guy like Zuko. Doesn't she know that losers aren't allowed to date Zuko? Only losers like me can date Zuko. Not losers like, "omg i'm so angsty and everything is boring because i'm emo" Mai.

She has the dumbest bangs in existence and never mind the fact that that was my old haircut a couple months back--I grew them out for a reason. Dumb diarrhea-bag. And she has two buns on her head that look like turds and she would look like a man if her hair were taken away.

I'D RATHER HAVE ZUKO BE WITH JIN FROM BA SING SE OR HELL, MAYBE EVEN SUPPORT ZUTARA. But what is with this stupid Maiko thing going on?! The fact that it's canon makes it all the more disgusting. Were the writers wasted when they wrote this?

Okay, so maybe I'm not too much better considering I've spend the last week (besides frantically searching for scholarships and such) watching Avatar: The Last Airbender and am not the most attractive person on Earth. And maybe unleashing the full, unadulterated fury of my female hormones obsessing over a fictional guy is a little pathetic, but considering I go to an arts school, I have a license to be desperate! I do, I promise!

ZUKO CAN'T BE TAKEN. HE JUST CAN'T.

/FRANTIC SOBBING